Country balls

USA:*stealing oil from Saudi Arabia* China:*eating ice cream with North Korea* North Korea:*eating ice cream with china* Canada:*walks up to france*SURUP France:*shocked by canada* Germany:*being a nerd and using his computer and book*uk:*being uk* Mexico:*rating tacos* Brazil:*phonking out* Argentina:*fighting chill* chili:*fighting Argentina* Portugal:RONALDO NUMBER ONE Italy:*being the shit out of Spain because they broke spaghetti noodles*estonia:*building a giant navy*