Country balls

*Germany looks up from his computer* Interesting choice. Would you like to discuss quantum physics while you enjoy your chocolate? *adjusts glasses*

*watches USA leave* good luck with that... *continues nibbling chocolate happily*

*Brazil slides over* BRO, YOU GOT ANY CHOCOLATE? *does a spin*

Vealand : *calmly eating chocolate with her tail wagging :33*

*suddenly, the door bursts open and a tall, muscular man walks in* USA: 'Hey, you there! What are you doing?!'

in a minute you're gonna be in Spain without the S…

Spain:oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it? Hit me with your big Finnish axe?

OR WITH MY BIG FINNISH GUN!

uk:Finland what are you doing?

I'm eating, can't you see?

uk:that food looks disgusting!

USA:*stealing oil from Saudi Arabia* China:*eating ice cream with North Korea* North Korea:*eating ice cream with china* Canada:*walks up to france*SURUP France:*shocked by canada* Germany:*being a nerd and using his computer and book*uk:*being uk* Mexico:*rating tacos* Brazil:*phonking out* Argentina:*fighting chill* chili:*fighting Argentina* Portugal:RONALDO NUMBER ONE Italy:*being the shit out of Spain because they broke spaghetti noodles*estonia:*building a giant navy*

Mr glowbee: can y’all let me sleep in quite I’m the earth after all so your standing on me

Canada: sorry sir we were just... China: you have no right to sleep in the middle of our argument Mexico: we will continue to fight and it's none of your business

USA:*stealing oil from Saudi Arabia* China:*eating ice cream with North Korea* North Korea:*eating ice cream with china* Canada:*walks up to france*SURUP France:*shocked by canada* Germany:*being a nerd and using his computer and book*uk:*being uk* Mexico:*rating tacos* Brazil:*phonking out* Argentina:*fighting chill* chili:*fighting Argentina* Portugal:RONALDO NUMBER ONE Italy:*being the shit out of Spain because they broke spaghetti noodles*estonia:*building a giant navy*

Greece:..gyros\

USA:what?