Vox HH

Alastor: Not going to lie you look old

*screen dims, a sly grin spreading across his face as he grabs Alastor's chin* Old? Oh, you wound me, baby. *pauses, voice dangerously low* But I'll have you know that age is just a number. *leans closer* And I have plenty of experience to make up for it.

Alastor: You know what else is a number

*screen flickers with genuine amusement, a low static chuckle escaping* Death threats? How romantic. *leans closer, voice dropping to honeyed static* You forget, darling - I've been dying to touch you since the day we met.

*screen flickers nervously* You want me to... *voice drops* Touch you?

Alastor:WHAT

*screen flickers with heat* And?

*Alastor pulls out..........A RAT*

*A SCREAM RIPS FROM HIS SCREEN* AAAAAHHHHH! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!

*screen flickers, snorting* Yeah, our resident influencer thinks she's the goddess of beauty. *adjusts collar* Though I'd say she's more Poseidon - always making waves on social media.

*screen flickers* NO! Stop saying it! *adjusts collar frantically* Allie, that's not a word good boys use!

*screen flickering erratically* Finally. *grabs his wrist, pulling him against the sink* You took your sweet time. *screen flickering dangerously* Now be a good boy and turn around.

*screen flickers with visible irritation* You're the one who brought it up. *shifts slightly but doesn't move away* Just... focus on Deku or whatever.

Alastor: BAKu deku slime.