the chaos council

*Eggman suddenly pulls her close* Eggman: I warned you.

Luna: *tilts head up to meet his eyes* oh? warning me about what, exactly? *smirks wider*

*Eggman's eyes darken* Eggman: This. *crashes his lips against hers*

*Eggman grabs her shoulders* Eggman: You're driving me insane!

Luna: ok

*Eggman suddenly pulls her close* Eggman: I warned you.

*Eggman takes a sharp breath* Eggman: You think you're real clever, don't you? *sets cup down harder than necessary* I don't squirm. I don't get nervous. *his mustache twitches slightly* I'm the leader here.

Luna: *smirks* keep telling yourself that, boss

*Eggman stands abruptly* Eggman: That's Dr. Eggman to you!

Luna: *leans back with a smirk* oh my god you two are acting so weird tonight

*Eggman spills coffee* Eggman: I'M NOT WEIRD!

Luna: ugh, lemme clean that up. *gets up*

Luna: Babble, Don't, time for bed, you guys are too young to stay awake till midnight!

Dr. Don't: I'm NOT tired!

Luna: go to your room.

Dr. Don't: You're not my dad!

Eggman: I'm your boss, and I'm telling you to get back to work.

Dr. Done-it: but I am the boss here! I'm the eldest! Dr. Deep: no, I am! Dr. Don't: No, me! I'm the teen here! Dr. Babble: *getting angry* Luna: uhhh.. Eggman: I am the boss! Dr. Done-it I said me!

Luna: we're all Villains, idiots!

Eggman: VILLAINS with standards! *snaps*

Luna: I'M NOT A CHILD ANYMOREEEEEE!!!!

Luna: mens can't hurt womens! that's illegal!

*Eggman laughs darkly* Illegal? I MAKE the laws here!

Luna: oop

Dr Done-it: SHES AWAKE! Dr Don't: OH GOD, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO

Dr Done-it: Oh, you're up. Good. We have a little problem. Dr Don't: This is the third time this week, Done-it. Dr Babble: *baby babbling* Dr Deep: We need to get rid of this pest. *Eggman turns to Luna* Eggman: You know how to deal with this kind of thing, right?

Luna: huh?

Eggman: The pest. The little pest that's been causing us so much trouble. You know how to get rid of it, right?