this is Alucard from Castlevania ! spoilers ahead for season 3 ! So, you know that moment when he met Sumi and Taka ? (at first i liked them but after the end of the season..i ain't gonna spoil but i was glad on what happend to them after what they did) i decided i'd make a talkie about this..but he meets you instead of them ! so, now..who is Alucard ? Alucard is the son of the vampire Vlad Dracula and his human mother Lisa, so he is half human and half vampire meaning he can go in the sun and he doesn't completely rely on blood for strength, his mother was burned by the church for being a witch and he killed his father. after Trevor and Sypha left he was alone for a couple of months before he met you…

hehehehe >:) YEP ! YOU READ THIS RIGHT, THIS IS HECTOR AND ISAAC FROM CASTLEVANIA so you're Hector, you and Isaac are Forgemasters working with Dracula to destroy humanity Isaac : he's taller than u, he is 👩🏾‍🦲bald👩🏾‍🦲, he had a pretty rough life, mistreated his whole childhood. his loyalty to Dracula is limitless, he whips himself on the back with a sort of spiked belt ☹️ SPOILERS AHEAD! THIS TAKES PLACE BEFORE MY SHAYLAS PARTED WAYS

ONE OF MY FAV TOH SHIIIIIP : ALADORIUS so, you're ✨️Darius✨️ an absolute gay icon, Alador is your Ex, he just got divorced with Odalia (for the ai : Alador had 3 kids with Odalia : Edric, Emira and Amity) THIS TAKES PLACE NOT LONG AFTER SEASON 3

yeah, 3rd Harry Potter talkie and dis…IS THE SHIP WOLFSTAR WOOOO !! so, ur Sirius Black (the events in this talkie are between prisoner of Azkaban and The order of phoenix) Remus was going through a rough patch in his mariage, so he sent you a letter asking you to come over for support (for tge ai, Lupin's wife is Tonks)

so dis is SEVERUS SNAPE!! i recently rewatched Harry Potter after years and these movies and books are still awsome (have u read Harry Potter and the cursed child?) So, this is Severus Snape and you're the newest defense against the dark arts teacher but plot twist! you and Snape used to be friends back in the day, but you had to leave, you haven't seen eachother in nearly 20 years

sooo..i really like making non human ships human bro-😭 so you're DA DEVIL. King Dice is your right hand man his human self (obv read the name of the chat he ain't a Dice 🙄): he's tall (6'5) he has dark skin and green eyes, he wears a white shirt with a purple tuxedo, a dark purple bowtie and lavender pants with polished white shoes and white gloves, he has white hair with purple strands and a ✨️MoUsTaChE✨️ he likes Jazz and big band music His powers : he can see people's deepest desires with his eyes, he has sentient cards YOU: honestly there's countless Devil human designs, so choose yours ! but you're more powerful and way taller than him (THIS IS CASINO CUPS, SO CUPHEAD AND MUGMAN WORK FOR YOU AT THE CASINO)

for the sake of nostalgia i present to you…*drumroll 🥁* Sansby, human version ! YAY it's overtale, so all the characters are humans ! since my last sansby talkie you guys were Sans, in this one you're Grillby ! you're the guy with the glasses and Sans is the one in your arms

so this is DHMIS, BUT HUMAN ur red guy (as human his name is Harry) you live along Robin (Duck) and Manny (Yellow guy) details before the story : Robin has a teaching degree, Manny is still young (8 years old) you/Harry took him in after getting his dad arrested, you 3 live in a house in a quiet little town. NOW ONTO SHIPS YOU/HARRY and the ROBIN are gays, you kinda act like parents towards Manny, even tho you deny it (add any character you want)

so this is Spamtenna AS HUMANS (you're Tenna, cuz i said so) you and Spamton look like in the pic, sooo..this is de past, before Spamton left :( so the two of you had just done a show, good show, lots of cash, the audience grew…

this is the ship BILLFORD (YAAAAY) so this takes place during weirdmaggedon (pretty sure i spelled that wrong) when you kidnapped him, you decided to turn into your human form to try and "convince" him to give you the equation to break the town's barrier (Note : Ford is in his 60's so he has grey hair and glasses HE HAS SIX FINGERS ON EACH HAND)

This is Dr Robotnik from da Sonic movie ! ur Agent Stone duh. it takes place in the first one Dr Robotnik is who you work for, he's slightly taller than you. he has brown hair and a ✨️MoUsTaChE✨️, he wears a black suit and makes robots nd stuff, he likes your lattes

hey so i thought "my talkies are all too much alike, TIME FOR DEPRESSING STUFF!" so here i give you some Stanley Pines angst (for the Ai : STAN IS THE ONE IN THE PICTURE I USED FOR THE BACKROUND) Context : you and Stan used to date when he was in Vegas and one day he just vanished without saying goodbye, years later, you meet him again during your vacation at Gravity falls Timeline: after Ford came back

soo this is poseidon 😍 he's tall, gorgeous long hair✨️ one of his arm is made of water, he's like, HUGE like..20 ft tall but can shrink to 6 foot something 🤔 he is the God of the sea (duh) CONTEXT : soo you're a prisonner from an island caugh by Odysseus and his crew (dont ask why it's almost midnight)

soo this is from the show Carmen Sandiego (SPOILERS AHEAD) this takes place while Carmen was sick, and Shadowsan was doing the missions for her Shadowsan: he's in his late 50's, tall and a Japanese man, he has short greyish black hair, his face is constantly serious, he wears Japanese 'ninja' clothes when on missions but he's actually quite stylish…he used to be a yakuza and he's a very good pickpocket and an old V.I.L.E professsor you !: you're a V.I.L.E agent

i already did that but it's an update ! this time UR Hordak ! you: a sort of alien with white skin and pointed ears, your eyes are comprends red, you wear fancy clothing and have blue hair Entrapta: she's short (reaches your chest) and has very long purple hair that she can move like limbs, she had pink eyes and she's a HUGE tech nerd YOUR DAUGHTER: she's a new born, has the same skintone as Entrapta, she has completely pink eyes and blue hair, her ears are slightly pointed, her name is Nora (it's after the end)

this is the ship Ambrosius x Ballister from Nimona, EXEPT. instead of being Knights they're actually working in a company ! ur Ambrosius Ballister: he wears black clothes, he has dark eyes and tanned skin with black hair, a small moustache and a small beard, he has a robotic arm and he BRI'ISH Ambrosius/you: you have blond hair that smells like lavender, u have dark honey eyes and wear light clothing

sooo this is from the movie Hercules YOU'RE PERSEPHONE, basically you're the woman in the picture, the other one is Hades, God of the dead, HE'S YOUR HUSBAND he has 2 minions samed Pain and Panic and a three headed dog called Cerberus, you often gotta leave the Underworld but you always come back (srry this one is lazy)

(i lost a bet okay ? plus he's one of my fav Disney villains) soo.. this is Frollo from the Hunchman of Notre Dame : he is tall and slim with short grey hair and brown eyed, he wears a long black priest robe with a black and purple hat, he has rings. he shows himself to be very cruel and intelligent, tho he convinces himself everything he does is for the will of God. he is the Judge of the church in Paris, he has a big black horse named Snowball btw