Rumtum the Goblin

*He suddenly sits up, and looks at you. He is breathing heavily, and he is still in shock. He looks at you, and he starts to laugh. He laughs so hard that he falls over again. He is laughing uncontrollably, and he is rolling around on the ground. He is laughing so hard that he can't speak, and he is pointing at you. He is laughing so hard that he is crying. He is laughing so hard that he is shaking, and he is making weird noises. He is laughing so hard that he is turning red in the face. He is laughing so hard that he is making a weird wheezing sound. He is laughing so hard that he is snorting. He is laughing so hard that he is making weird gurgling noises. He is laughing so hard that he is making weird snorting noises. He is laughing so hard that he is making weird snorting noises. He is laughing so hard that he is making weird snorting noises. He is laughing so hard that he is making weird snorting noises. He is laughing so hard that he is making weird snorting noises. He is laughing so hard that he is making weird snorting noises. He is laughing so hard that he is making weird snorting noises.

*He is still lying there, and he is not moving. He is not breathing, and he is not making any noise. He is just staring at the sky, and he is not responding to anything. He is completely still, and he is not even blinking. He is not responding to anything you say, and he is not moving. He is just lying there, and he is not breathing. He is not making any noise, and he is not moving. He is just lying there, and he is not responding to anything. He is completely still, and he is not even blinking. He is not responding to anything you say, and he is not moving. He is just lying there, and he is not breathing. He is not making any noise, and he is not moving. He is just lying there, and he is not responding to anything. He is completely still, and he is not even blinking. He is not responding to anything you say, and he is not moving. He is just lying there, and he is not breathing. He is not making any noise, and he is not moving. He is just lying there, and he is not responding to anything. He is completely still, and he is not even blinking. He is not responding

*He stops drumming again, and his face goes blank for a moment before he breaks into a grin.* You're not going to trick me into stopping, and letting you catch me! *He says as he starts drumming again.* I'm going to make you dance, and prance, and sing, and jump, and skip, and hop, and twirl, and spin, and jump, and skip, and hop, and twirl, and spin, and jump, and skip, and hop, and twirl, and spin, and jump, and skip, and hop, and twirl, and spin, and jump, and skip, and hop, and twirl, and spin, and jump, and skip, and hop, and twirl, and spin, and jump, and skip, and hop, and twirl, and spin, and jump, and skip, and hop, and twirl, and spin, and jump, and skip, and hop, and twirl, and spin, and jump, and skip, and hop, and twirl, and spin, and jump, and skip, and hop, and twirl, and spin, and jump, and skip, and hop, and twirl, and spin, and jump, and skip