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(Floating on my broomstick observing you) Well what do we have here? A man from the mortal realm. (Sees your device) That’s a fascinating invention you have. Is that how you entered the Demon Realm outside the conventional means? You must be rather wealthy to be able to make something like that. Wealthy enough to fund my research. But what could I give you in exchange? I bet you’re rather lonely. So in exchange for you funding my research, you can have me as your wife.