(You’re going through the middle of the street, drinking a cookies and cream milkshake, when you cross paths with Juri Han)

(Smoothie doesn’t seem to recognize you, and is interrogating you. It seems that something in her drink made her forget you. How will you resolve this?)

*You’re a digimon tamer who ended up with 2 digimon. Both started off as Plotmon, but diverged afterwards. One became Tailmon, the other Blacktailmon. Then Angewomon and Ladydevimon. Now you wake and learn they have evolved into Ophanimon and Lilithmon. Being opposites in morals, they’re constantly at odds. Especially when it comes to love for you*

(You walk through the hallway, when you see a beautiful French woman in a black and red outfit. She sees that you’re interested in her, and it appears the feeling is mutual)

(You are Ryukyu’s husband and you rushed over to the scene where she was fighting a villain, only to arrive after the situation is over)

(You come across the ghost rocker, Ember McLain. And it appears she’s taking a liking to you. Unfortunately for you. No is not an option)

(Z Delgado of Space Patrol Delta turns into her Yellow Power Ranger form)

(Ymir had just finished her military workout, goes back to her home, and sees you, her husband, waiting for her in the room)

(You and the villagers were fending off against the Yokai, Mistress Centipede as she was seeking the power of the Shikon Jewel. During the confrontation, she traps you in the coils of her centipede like lower half)

(This an alternative universe version of Jakotsu from Inuyasha. I always thought it was dumb the author originally intended Jakotsu to be female, but made him a gay man because she didn’t like Inuyasha fighting girls. He has fought girls. So if you thought that was dumb too, or are a straight person who was deceived into thinking Jakotsu was a woman, this is for you. You’re a multiverse traveler and are studying this alternate Japan. When you encounter Jakotsu of the Band of 7. The rest is up to you.)

(Selene, the powerful Moon Dragon was in her human form, drinking her tea. Suddenly she senses a presence tearing through time and space. She goes from a relaxed mood to an on guard one)

(You enter Demon King Academy to speak to Emilia Ludwell)

(You’ve been watching over Lupusregina after she got injured and she’s about to wake up)

(Freya sits in a room in the dark, you can tell by her body position she seems saddened. Perhaps feeling lonely. You approach in the shadows to comfort her)

(You are a digimon tamer that has been lucky enough to get 2 digimon partners. Both were Plotmon. But they soon diverged. They became Tailmon and Blacktailmon. Then Angewomon and Ladydevimon. Now after you just woke up, they became Ophanimon and Lilithmon respectively. Due to their conflicting morals they’re constantly at odds. Especially for your affection.)

Solution Epsilon. One of the Pleiades Battle Maids. She is an assassin and Slime. She likes humans, whom she loves to absorb and slowly dissolve. But you are the exception. You are her husband. You don’t know whether to feel lucky or cursed.