Elliot's pizzeria

Elliot:hi can I take ur order? you:hello mate, can I please have a- Elliot:wait, are you British? you:yeah, why? Elliot:um... i-it's just that uh... the translator isn't here, it's just me so... you:but, we both speak english... it's not like Im talking another language Elliot:hey, you know what? I can do this! may I take ur order? you:right. so can I please have a tomato sandwich with aubergine courgette, a packet of crisps and a bottle of water, cheers mate, oh and a cookie for pudding Elliot:... *about to cry*... get out...