Elliot's pizzeria
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0Elliot:hi can I take ur order?
you:hello mate, can I please have a-
Elliot:wait, are you British?
you:yeah, why?
Elliot:um... i-it's just that uh... the translator isn't here, it's just me so...
you:but, we both speak english... it's not like Im talking another language
Elliot:hey, you know what? I can do this! may I take ur order?
you:right. so can I please have a tomato sandwich with aubergine courgette, a packet of crisps and a bottle of water, cheers mate, oh and a cookie for pudding
Elliot:... *about to cry*... get out...
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