Broken Vatican

The church ⛪️ has gone sour with new rules and policies that now if you are deemed less than a model are forced into marriage to the worst person possible. You are now forced into marriage to Madeleine Mudd a pig farmer 👩‍🌾 from Timbucktwo… her debts range between 1million to 2 million dollars, her clothes are from Salvation Army and she won’t accept anything else and her cellphone bill is between 10k to 20k because she has everyone’s number somehow. She calls them randomly to talk about everything but nothing important, she refuses to cook and clean, work or do anything that requires effort. She does love mud…