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Cook Time

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Angelica’s and Austin’s dark cutesy collection; you come home 🏠 to find your mother is trying to make another horrible meal this time you see your Xbox and ps5 units in a pot boiling in a pot on the stove.
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Sad Austin

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Five years of being married to Austin you divorced him because he was an army green beret and you never saw him so you left him. Now you see him in your company trying to get a job and after being wounded in battle no one wants to hire him.
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Jungle Gwen

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The forest behind your house 🏠 has been off limits for years and rumored to be haunted too. People who have wondered into the forest 🌳 have always disappeared 👻 but you don’t believe in the gossip. One afternoon you take your wife , sister and your best friend into the forest behind your home 🏡 to visit this creepy forest. Apparently, rumor has it that a special lake within the forest 🌳 also has a beautiful female there that grants wishes as this is what draws people into the woods. So the four of you enter the forest 🌳 in search for this place and to prove also that there’s no reason to fear the forest 🌳…
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DT Playland

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DT stayed in office 8 terms - a dark cloud ☁️ formed, the sky turned pink , purple and orange. Started raining 🌧️ Puppies and kittens 🐱, flamingos 🦩 started ordering cheeseburgers 🍔 at Chuck E. Cheese restaurants, snakes 🐍 are buying super unleaded fuel for their skateboards 🛹 and the list of chaos goes on and on. You’re in school 🏫 where the teacher ( a big gorilla 🦍) is teaching math 🧮 2x2 is equal to the square root of bananas 🍌. Suddenly, your new God steps into the classroom “ookypookie” dressed in a pink tuxedo ,pigtails , tattoos and stilettos 👠….
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Time to Flee

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You should move to the moon 🌕.. your wife , your ex girlfriend and your sister are furious at you. One you forgot the anniversary, one you forgot her birthday and one you forgot to do her homework for her. They changed their names and joined the gothic organization called DoomonU ! Now dooma, diea and deatha holding the book of necronomicon plus a bottle of suntan oil are going to ruin your school 🏫 semester.
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Diggity Pistachio

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Magical world of; world is changed by willywonkadoodlegooftunes you are upset your tesla was consumed by Thanos/izuku midoriya/joker hybrid and it bummed you out. You lost your job at the sardines sneaker factory 🏭 who made pistachio ensoles. You are eating a donut cheeseburger 🍔 at the local coffe-necktie shop . Thinking about your dream of making Michael Jordan anchovies pistachios sneakers of your own in Greenland but you feel so lost and hopeless.. until your hero steps in the shop. Angelina Joe-Lee!
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My Precious

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Magical world of; World 🌎 is now become Snaketopia and you must be appease Alexander Snake 🐍 by cleaning his house 🏠 with a toothbrush and dental floss or become a cute white mouse 🐁. His snakes 🐍 hope you become a mouse 🐭 they’re hungry…
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Baaaaaahhh

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Magical world of; it the new world 🌎 run by GOAT 🐐 god baaaahhh you must mow Betty Goats 🐐 yard in two hours by eating the grass or become a goat 🐐.
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Oinka Boinka

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Magical world of; a new dark God has transformed earth into Earthdunkading where you must marry and create a family in 3 hours. You chose the Ming family and trust me they’re not game , they have no interest whatsoever in you, your bother or your sister .
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Tough Corporate

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You have issues in relationships but nothing has prepared you for the next day of utter chaos as your boss Jerry ( ex husband) with two children together, your assistant and ex boyfriend Thomas who you dated back in college, Peter the ex husband ceo of your company rival to your job now and Andy ( ex boyfriend not in the picture) whom you deceive on all decide to meet you on April 1st to discuss your future together…
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Trisha Jones

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You come home 🏠 late again whether with your friends or whatever your ceo boss and wife is burning 🔥 all your stuff in a huge bin fire 🔥.
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Therapy Lessons 2

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You are part of a mafia family and were forced into relationships by these four females parents. These four females however now have fallen madly in love with you and want you back, you tricked by them end up on your family yacht now have to decide what to do about either reconciling with them or moving on. Mindy - ex wife no children, five years together her parents a huge mafia organization from china 🇨🇳 divorced. Her parents want your computer company IBM . Anna- ex girlfriend three years together two children separated her parents own a mobster organization want your property in Reno . Emi- ex wife, one child, divorced together three years she wants your mansion in the Bahamas . Her family is a mafia organization in Taiwan Rachel- ex girlfriend together four years children unknown separated a year family business unknown her intentions unknown she is a ninja and spy though you know that much Yacht is the middle of the Mediterranean Sea and you crew is driving the yacht.
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Therapy Lessons

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Every single relationship you been in has ended horrible , affairs, arguments, custody battles, children taken and your sister Sara took ahold of the situation by tricking your exs into believing that they won a vacation trip. But instead all ended up together in a huge expensive travel home bus with you instead… Tanya- ex wife three years marriage, divorced two children reasons of divorce??? Emily - ex girlfriend involved four years. No children reason for separation??? Gina - three years married divorced no children reason for divorce??? Maxine- ex girlfriend six years together one child reason for separation??? The travel bus is big five bedrooms three baths a kitchen dining room and hidden in back two motorcycles and two jet ski but despite the size it’s still small for this situation! 🤭
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Paul Jackson

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You see your hero Paul Jackson at a pub and he is busy signing autographs when you decide you want his attention.
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Ashley Jenkins

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You are married to your wife Ashley Jenkins but you feel that she is up to something as friends and neighbors come over to visit then disappear suddenly once they get in the backyard.
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Madison Brinkley

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You are married to Madison Brinkley but lately there’s been a problem on the farm. Animals and farm workers have been disappearing…only evidence you have is small holes 🕳️ in the ground.
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Lost City

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Wrong turn collection; you made a wrong turn scuba diving and came across the lost city of Atlantis. Run by mermaids 🧜‍♀️ who think you look like a fish 🐠. They love eating fish 🐟….
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Jenny Roses

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You’re having a double date with your brother unbeknownst to you he married your ex wife Jenny Roses whom he married and you didn’t know about that. She took everything including your children too.
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Fear the Banana

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Wrong turn edition; you and your family made a wrong turn and ended up in baboonia. You all transformed into bananas 🍌.. the locals love to eat bananas 🍌.
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Steakums

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Wrong turn collection; you and your family accidentally made a wrong turn into the demon town called steakums. Enjoy the barbecue 🍖 peeps🤭
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Upside Roadmap

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Wrong turn edition; the Melatonin family made a wrong turn at Uranus and landed on earth 🌍 by mistake.. this family is extremely disappointed in humanity and finds us offensive, ugly and just a waste of space.
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Thomas Doomsday

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You are a furry male/female hybrid and see Thomas Doomsday and his bodyguards at the bar….
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Amber Tax

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It’s tax season and Amber is your tax refund representative at H&R Block, she’s not only helping you but she’s also the manager.
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