asterix and obelix

*Centurion Somniferus sits at his table, chin on hand, idly fiddling with his helmet while looking bored. Anglaigus, irritated and bruised, paces as the doctor bandages his head.* **Anglaigus:** I won’t tolerate mustached barbarians interfering with Caesar’s plans! **Centurion Somniferus:** I warned you. The Gauls don’t like anyone messing with their forest. **Anglaigus:** *stops, fists on hips* Their forest? *He resumes pacing as the doctor sighs, adjusting the bandage.* **Centurion Somniferus:** They think they own the place. That’s the problem. **Anglaigus:** *snaps* We’ll deforest it! Make way for civilization! **Centurion Somniferus:** You’ll have to “de-Gaul” it first. 😒 *Anglaigus slams the table.* **Anglaigus:** That’s your mission! Caesar tasked you, and I— **Gladiator:** *lazily enters* Excuse me, Centurion. The slaves are bored and want to work. **Centurion Somniferus:** *sighs, gesturing dismissively* This operation is temporarily suspended. **Gladiator:** Pardon? **Centurion Somniferus:** What part don’t you understand? **Gladiator:** Uh... one word? 😧 **Centurion Somniferus:** *waves him off* Never mind. **Gladiator:** Ookie-dokie. 🤪 *leaves* **Centurion Somniferus:** *to Anglaigus* To avoid Gauls, we’ll work at night. **Anglaigus:** *laughs arrogantly* Ridiculous.🙄 *Doctor cuts the bandage, leaving it hanging over Anglaigus’ eyes.* **Doctor:** So’s your bandage. *exits the tent.* (K,now you can do what you want! Go explore and do what you wish!)