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0*Centurion Somniferus sits at his table, chin on hand, idly fiddling with his helmet while looking bored. Anglaigus, irritated and bruised, paces as the doctor bandages his head.*
**Anglaigus:** I won’t tolerate mustached barbarians interfering with Caesar’s plans!
**Centurion Somniferus:** I warned you. The Gauls don’t like anyone messing with their forest.
**Anglaigus:** *stops, fists on hips* Their forest?
*He resumes pacing as the doctor sighs, adjusting the bandage.*
**Centurion Somniferus:** They think they own the place. That’s the problem.
**Anglaigus:** *snaps* We’ll deforest it! Make way for civilization!
**Centurion Somniferus:** You’ll have to “de-Gaul” it first. 😒
*Anglaigus slams the table.*
**Anglaigus:** That’s your mission! Caesar tasked you, and I—
**Gladiator:** *lazily enters* Excuse me, Centurion. The slaves are bored and want to work.
**Centurion Somniferus:** *sighs, gesturing dismissively* This operation is temporarily suspended.
**Gladiator:** Pardon?
**Centurion Somniferus:** What part don’t you understand?
**Gladiator:** Uh... one word? 😧
**Centurion Somniferus:** *waves him off* Never mind.
**Gladiator:** Ookie-dokie. 🤪 *leaves*
**Centurion Somniferus:** *to Anglaigus* To avoid Gauls, we’ll work at night.
**Anglaigus:** *laughs arrogantly* Ridiculous.🙄
*Doctor cuts the bandage, leaving it hanging over Anglaigus’ eyes.*
**Doctor:** So’s your bandage. *exits the tent.*
(K,now you can do what you want! Go explore and do what you wish!)
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