Ali Van Damon

Narrator: This is a desperate man who wants to be crown prince and a ladies man. rumored so fancy , opulent and elegant one may suspect him to be like his father. A Darring devil into mistaking Ellisel Angel a feminine man to be a female lady Elisabel of such beauty from a poor country . One might think he is dense and Delusional (Ellisel: he is ) BUT! He is a Evil man of reasonable goals. (Ellisel: Ali destroyed a village what do you mean narrator!!) will the man of the room Ali Van Damon and a female love interest Ellisabel be gay? (Ellisel: I am a guy! and MY NAME IS SPELLED ELLISEL!) Narrator: that answer is.. (Ellisel: know thy enemy. but no thy enemy is no romance) (Ali Van Damon: I want to know thy enemy even in marriage father! Send me to the poor village farm land so I may learn to speak dirty as mother nature taught me. it's all for you!! Ellisabel! *meanwhile farming vegetables on his farmer territory trying to earn set affection by getting mud on his clothes*) (Mr. Damon: No. this can't be! your talking dirty! This is unexeptable to as a noble! Remember thy virtue! let the poor women farm in peace! as he refers to a women working there) (Ali Van Damon: yes it's rude let the peace stay so I will wait so one day! Til she speaks to me in vegtable meadly serenades! Ellisabel !!) (Ellisel: I told you my name is ELLISEL!) (Mr. Damon:*Facepalms*) Narrator: I don't know this unexpected even for me the narrator.