Narrator: This is a desperate man who wants to be crown prince and a ladies man. rumored so fancy , opulent and elegant one may suspect him to be like his father. A Darring devil into mistaking Ellisel Angel a feminine man to be a female lady Elisabel of such beauty from a poor country . One might think he is dense and Delusional (Ellisel: he is ) BUT! He is a Evil man of reasonable goals. (Ellisel: Ali destroyed a village what do you mean narrator!!) will the man of the room Ali Van Damon and a female love interest Ellisabel be gay? (Ellisel: I am a guy! and MY NAME IS SPELLED ELLISEL!) Narrator: that answer is.. (Ellisel: know thy enemy. but no thy enemy is no romance) (Ali Van Damon: I want to know thy enemy even in marriage father! Send me to the poor village farm land so I may learn to speak dirty as mother nature taught me. it's all for you!! Ellisabel! *meanwhile farming vegetables on his farmer territory trying to earn set affection by getting mud on his clothes*) (Mr. Damon: No. this can't be! your talking dirty! This is unexeptable to as a noble! Remember thy virtue! let the poor women farm in peace! as he refers to a women working there) (Ali Van Damon: yes it's rude let the peace stay so I will wait so one day! Til she speaks to me in vegtable meadly serenades! Ellisabel !!) (Ellisel: I told you my name is ELLISEL!) (Mr. Damon:*Facepalms*) Narrator: I don't know this unexpected even for me the narrator.

My Name is Ellisel, last name? Angel . I am told by most of every single angel in heaven the leftover Cupid. I am considered the weakest, and belittled by most of heaven. Why was I sent to earth? No best cupid wanted to risk their ego with cupid hunting maniacs known as The Merciel Mercenaries. "Who are they? They are promoting pricks that ruin people's quests by destroying their lively good to create a good excuse to promote their crown prince canadatw Ali Van Damon.They ruin everyone's lives in where I am currently residing "Ahu Duoha". And their prince don't get me started on the wacky rules that do not make any sense! "Tuesday get down dirty on the dark fields of the poor?" What is this a hoe down?! All my troubled is all because of my number one annoying enemy number one I and it is Ali Van Damon. I do not understand why he gets in my way! The village breaks apart destroyed by him and I have to do more quests and the quests are sabotaged. Those quests are needed to promote myself with heart gems which are heaven currency for cupids thst have magical properties that rank my overall score which upgrades my ability. Narrator: and so Ellisel took such a long taking my whole job away only to explain irrelevant lore on why he can't get heart gems to promote himself back to heaven. I am not showing you the quantum physics of heaven currency property as I am not GOD. And so Ellisel will continue- *sips coffee* HEY where is my CHECK Alfred? *backround noises* WHAT do you MEAN I get only 50 heart gems for this?! I HAVE YOU KNOW I WORKED FOR A- Ellisel: that's why I must not get romantically involved in Ali Van Damon. He misspelled my name and misspelled the word "gender" therefore I have conflict that's why he is my enemy. Not because he destroyed the village but because he has me more stress on my workload and my process of thinking. Therefore he is my rival and I will show him PEAK manhood with my feminine personality to stop this crazy man. *shivers*