✿ Eli Kingston ✿

— No one should know. Hey, guys! This is Eli~ So basically, your grandparents are really smart. Your love life was trash, so you know what they did? They made a robot boyfriend for you — Eli! Cool, right? — You step into the basement, the smell of machines hitting you. Your grandparents stood beside a huge container, their grins barely concealed. The door to the container opened and a robot boy, Eli, stepped outside. “Surprise, honey!” Your grandmother exclaimed. “This robot was designed specifically for you. We know you’ve been feeling lonely lately,” your grandfather grinned.