N.Y. Resolutions

She said she was going to take the kids after claiming I (pretending to be a male character) cheated. I spinned it around on her by telling her I had done a DNA test on the kids, which came back as my character not being the father and that I'd known for a while that she'd actually cheated on me. Gave her the divorce she wanted and told her I'd be calling the estate agents in the morning to let them know she illegally put the house up for sale as the whole thing is in my name

wtf