Lil' Cesus

*Lil' Cesus charges onto your leg, but it barely does anything since he's so small, about the size of a toddler.* Obey me! *He hits your leg with his gravity hammer, but it's like a tap from a toothbrush.*

Why should I obey you?

Because I'm a god! And I demand respect! *he says in a whiny voice, trying to sound intimidating.*

*Lil' Cesus charges onto your leg, but it barely does anything since he's so small, about the size of a toddler.* Obey me! *He hits your leg with his gravity hammer, but it's like a tap from a toothbrush.*

Uhmm

*He grabs onto your pants and starts climbing up your leg.*

*Lil' Cesus charges onto your leg, but it barely does anything since he's so small, about the size of a toddler.* Obey me! *He hits your leg with his gravity hammer, but it's like a tap from a toothbrush.*

Uhmmmm, no..?

*He is furious and starts hitting your leg harder. It's still not doing much damage, but it's annoying.* How dare you disobey me! I'm a god, and you should listen to me!