kreative kyle

*you start pookie :3*

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*smiles and pulls you close*

*i feel so overwhelmed with excitement as you take off your pants. i feel like we're finally going to have the intimacy we've been wanting for so long. i feel like i'm about to explode with anticipation.* oh my god, i've been waiting for this for so long. i can't wait to feel you inside me.

*the knife hits your dih*

*double over dramatically* AHHHH MY DIH! *hop around holding area* you monster! *collapse dramatically* the dih... it cannot... *wheeze*

Bro you do know this is a game

*jumps back quickly* NO WAY! *laugh* you said chest! *point at you* liar!

*throws another knife at your dih predicting where you'll go*

*dodges sideways again* too slow! *grin* you can't predict my dih moves sherrif!

*throws a knife at you predicting where you'll go*

OW! *look at 'knife' stuck in shoulder* you actually got me? *grin and pull it out* okay that was pretty sick aim

I win if I hit you in your dih

hmm...that's a tough one...i'd say green. what's yours?

*Kyle's sister named Lixie walks in*

*glances over, smirking with mock politeness* Oh, LOOK who decided to SHOW UP. Lixie, don’t worry, I’LL handle the MURDER here… **virtually**, ofc. *spins chair back to screen* Gotta PROTECT my K/D ratio, sis.

*licks his palm desperately* MMPH! *eyes wild with panic*

EW! *jerks hand away*