Somewhere outside normal time… reality glitched. A massive void arena formed—part jungle, part ocean, part frozen ice age tundra, all stitched together like a broken simulation. Every era of Earth exists in one place now: Jurassic forests grow next to modern cities of ruins Deep oceans float above the sky like inverted lakes Frozen lands of the Ice Age drift beside burning deserts This place is called: “The Primal Nexus” A dimension where every animal that ever existed has been suddenly revived and placed together. And they are… awake.

Moolius Caesar — thinks he’s the leader of the barn empire 🗿 Sir Moosalot — talks fancy but trips over hay every 3 seconds Beef Wellington — strongest cow, IQ of a potato 💀 Milkshake — hyperactive chaos goblin Cowzilla — gets angry over literally everything 😭 Mootin Luther King — gives emotional speeches to the cows Toaster — nobody knows why he’s named that Oreo — chill cow that watches drama happen Dave — just Dave. Completely normal. Somehow the scariest one. User — A chill and theorist, brown and white cow, with medium sized horns

THE WHOLE solar system!!!!