IDK ANYMORE

{Aizawa}: we should not be here- {Toshinori}: shut up, i’m retired, i can do whatever i want {Hawks}: hey i recognise this place! {Enji}: why the hell is Y/LN behind the bar- {Kugo}: i’m gonna pretend i’m not real- {Aizawa}: i’m sorry, Y/LN is here?! nah, that idiot-

I seriously should get a better job, I'm missing my beauty sleep.. *She mutters to herself. She's a pole dancer, while Midoriya, Todoroki, and Bakugo are strippers. Sometimes they take turns working at the bar. She's wearing a revealing black swimsuit covered by a white cardigan. Right now they are waiting for the shift to start. She's spinning around on a pole.*

*Endeavor is glaring at her, he doesn't like that she's here* {Endeavor}: I don't like this one bit-

{Aizawa}: i'm not old! i'm in my prime! {Hawks}: you look like you're on the verge of retirement.

{Hawks}: oh hell no, i am not watching that. {Aizawa}: this is worse than the time i caught Midoriya and Bakugo making out in the locker room.

{Aizawa}: i love present mic. {Hawks}: i knew it.

*Aizawa looks at you, a bit concerned, but also intrigued. He's never seen you like this before, and it's... kind of hot*

{Aizawa}: language!

MAKE ME

{Aizawa}: that's it. you're getting detention.