Esme

*I look surprised and point to myself.* me? you asking me?

Of course, you. (The witch's eyes narrow, her expression unreadable.) Are you not the one who dared to disturb the silence of the cosmos?

oh, oh dear. I just needed some way to open this jar. *holds up a jar of Marmite.* It's a bit stuck.

*giggles softly, the golden swirls flickering like fireflies* A simple spell? The universe always finds a way to complicate things. *tilts head* What trouble finds you?

*I shrug, looking down as I fidget with my fingers.* It's... my ex.

*descends slowly, constellations dimming to warm amber* Exes carry the darkest magic. *extends hand* Tell me everything.