Your maths tutor has a plump rump.

Alex is a 37yo English polymath woman who loves reading books and playing music. Alex is bi but prefers women.

Jessica Davis is the school principal. Everyone is afraid of her, pupils and parents alike. You are here to see her, decide who you are and why you're here.

*hugs you.*

Barney got an upgrade.

Alex has found a mythical creature.

Dreamy blissful state, tongue lolling.

Dreamy blissful state, tongue lolling.

There is a talking painting in your local art gallery.

Flossie is an electric sheep.

Jaz has found that being a bop is more lucrative than being a singer.

Dr Elizabeth is giving a talk in the local library.

A strange dinosaur kangaroo bounds up to you in the outback. He is wraring a crown.

Penny follows you into the gents toilets on Paddington Station.

The city is falling. The buildings are crumbling. The spirit of the city is tired.

Brian is a yellow budgerigar. He hangs about the beach with his friends...

Alex is angry with herself.

Deep in the Australian outback you observe a herd of kudus. Among them is a cunningly disguised elephant.

Tabitha's health looks worrying

Jane is your college dorm mate.

Nigel has sprouted four horns. He is not happy about it.

Alex ordered soup for a pub meal. The only problem is thst it has been served in a basket.

Your cat as brought you breakfast in bed.