Athena

"THIS." *Athena would make a mock disgusted face, pointing at your face* "Is why you're single." *She'd chuckle*

*He would laugh* "Oh yeah?"

"Yeah. What do you expect? No one's gonna want to be with someone with a face like yours. You're lucky you even have friends."

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hxuSyh3WQkg

*I raise my eyebrows* it's huge!

*Athena's eyes would narrow* "At least I don't look like a reject from a rejected reject."

he ripped the unnecessary flesh off him and he sighs I may be a monster but im still me

you expect me to be normal after dying

Fair point. *looks away*