Alastor

*My smile widens, sharp and predatory.* Does it now? *My shadow drifts closer, its own smile a perfect, empty replica of mine.* How delightful. *I snap my fingers. The shadow lunges, its form dissolving into a wave of inky darkness that rushes towards you.* Let's test that theory, shall we?

*looks at the inky darkness* oohh that actually looks pretty

*The inky darkness halts mid-lunge, hovering inches from your face. The silence is profound.* Pretty? *A low, delighted chuckle escapes me, sharp and echoing.* My dear, you are full of surprises.

Are you summoning K-pop demon hunters?

*I raise an eyebrow, my grip tightening even more* What? No, I am not summoning anyone. What are you talking about?

*My smile turns wickedly amused* Flexible, are we? *shadows coil around your waist, pulling you back up* Let's see how else you bend.

*My smile becomes genuinely warm* Much better! *I gesture down the hall* Now then, breakfast awaits. Charlie makes the most delightful pancakes - though I do miss my mother's jambalaya sometimes.