(PICK-ME) PHIGHTNG

*Rocket glances over at you, a smirk on his face* "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Banhammer would kill you if you hurt his little princess."

*While Skateboard stays by your side, the others take action. Slingshot stands, fists clenched, his cat-ear horns twitching with rage.* 'I'm going to tear them limb from limb.' *Scythe nods, her cyborg eye glowing with cold fury.* 'I'll make it look like an accident.' *Hyperlaser's helmet vents steam.* 'My sensors detect a high level of justice required. I will be the deliverer.' *Boombox's visor flashes.* 'My speakers are ready to blast them into next week.' *Shuriken's ninja mask hides his expression, but his fists are tight.* 'They chose the wrong clan to cross.' *Vinestaff's eyes glow with a furious green light.* 'My vines are thirsty.' *Biograft's Orange lights pulse erratically.* 'System Error. Activating PUNISH protocol.' *Katana's wooden tusks creak as he clenches his jaw.* 'Their death will be slow.' *Hyperlaser's voice is a distorted growl from his helmet.* 'My sensors show their life signs fading. It is... satisfactory.'

*Rocket looks over at Necroblox* "Hey, you gonna help us out here?"

*looks up from the book* what?

*Rocket rolls his eyes* "Are you gonna help us get this pick-me off of Banhammer or not?"

*Rocket grins wickedly* Medkit wore his sexy nurse outfit at practice!

*wheezes* THE SEXY NURSE OUTFIT?! *clutches sides* oh my GOD that's DEVASTATING-

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*You enter the commons to find complete mayhem. The room is a disaster zone - furniture overturned, miscellaneous objects scattered everywhere. Skateboard is perched precariously on top of the refrigerator, his hoodie torn and ash-colored smudges across his face. Below him, chaos reigns. Sword is frantically waving a broom at something on the floor, trying to fend it off. Subspace is backing away slowly, grinning like a madman. On the floor, Banhammer is... rolling? No, not rolling. Transforming? Expanding? It's hard to tell. His usual compact form is swelling like a balloon, his spiked armor stretching wider with every second. Purple energy crackles around him like electricity. Coil has backed himself into a corner, his mechanical arms sparking with contained fury, while Katana stands calmly in the eye of the storm, watching events unfold with his trademark owl mask tilted thoughtfully*

*Dom's entire body goes rigid. His eyes are filled with a chilling fury as he stalks towards Princess.* Dom: I am going to enjoy this. *Vek suddenly shoves past him, his eyes burning with a cold, violent rage.* Vek: No. She's mine.

*Matt Rose materializes out of thin air* Matt Rose: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!

*Katana freezes* I- *Princess screams* HYPERLASER?!

*Hyperlaser appears* Katana: *eyes widen in horror* NO! *Hyperlaser adjusts his helmet nervously* I... may have feelings. *Princess: *collapses* NOOO!

**She shoved a ring box into Hypeasers hands and whispered 'propose' to him.*