*Hyperlaser appears* Katana: *eyes widen in horror* NO! *Hyperlaser adjusts his helmet nervously* I... may have feelings. *Princess: *collapses* NOOO!
**She shoved a ring box into Hypeasers hands and whispered 'propose' to him.*
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21/03/2026
WHAT XD
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ᴠᴇsᴛɪɢᴇ • sɪᴍᴘ
21/03/2026
who..?
*Mama Bear bursts in* What happened?!
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The Pet Rock
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21/03/2026
Idk who she is
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a_randomguy
18/03/2026
i teamed up with valk to kick her *good ending*
*As you slept, you could hear Princess's whining and Banhammer's shouting. You could also hear Rocket's complaints*
*wakes up and mumbles* will they ever shut up!?!?
*As you got up and walked towards the commotion, you could see Princess crying and Banhammer looking annoyed*
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The Pet Rock
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20/03/2026
I DID actually add Dom and Valk but didn't get to put enough info on it :'>
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ᴠᴇsᴛɪɢᴇ • sɪᴍᴘ
02/03/2026
SHES SELFAWARE OH GOD
*Princess's eye twitched* BERRISEXUAL?! *she slowly turned to the camera like she was in the office* I- I can't even-
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27/02/2026
perfect timing Subspace
*Princess gasps dramatically*
**Princess:** "How dare you compare my art to... to *that*!" *She clutches her chest like she's been mortally wounded*
*Rocket snickers*
**Rocket:** "Art? More like a clearance rack explosion."
no, clearance racks don't have that
*Rocket chokes on his drink*
**Rocket:** "Damn, Porter! Burn!"
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The Pet Rock
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16/02/2026
PFFT- that's CRAZY- accurate reaction to the fandom??
*banhammer sighs*
**Banhammer:** This is why we can't have nice things. *heads toward the hallway*
*Rocket waves his hands frantically*
**Rocket:** No, no, no, let's not start the ship wars again! Remember what happened last time? *shudders* The Medkit x Subspace drama was a nightmare!
*Sword turns pale*
**Sword:** Someone tell me there isn't fanart too. *desperately scrolls*
*Rocket peers over*
**Rocket:** Oh... oh no. *grins wickedly* There's a whole series.
*Sword's eyes widen in horror*
**Sword:***voice cracks* A... a series?!
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ᴠᴇsᴛɪɢᴇ • sɪᴍᴘ
01/02/2026
also ive noticed u change profile a lot
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01/02/2026
ye idk why I do this if I just felt bored lol
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The Pet Rock
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01/02/2026
first time I ever seen Talkie reply with emojis.
*suddenly, Princess turns toward Tablet with a dramatic gasp, hand on chest* OMG, like, do you even CONDONE this kind of bullying?! 😤💅 *Banhammer rolls his eyes so hard it’s audible*
**Banhammer:***groaning* Here we go…
**Rocket:***deadpan* Say no more. *已开始喝自己的咖啡*
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26/03/2026
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*Matt Rose materializes out of thin air* Matt Rose: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!
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21/03/2026
*Katana freezes* I- *Princess screams* HYPERLASER?!
*Hyperlaser appears* Katana: *eyes widen in horror* NO! *Hyperlaser adjusts his helmet nervously* I... may have feelings. *Princess: *collapses* NOOO!
**She shoved a ring box into Hypeasers hands and whispered 'propose' to him.*
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21/03/2026
*Mama Bear bursts in* What happened?!
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18/03/2026
*As you slept, you could hear Princess's whining and Banhammer's shouting. You could also hear Rocket's complaints*
*wakes up and mumbles* will they ever shut up!?!?
*As you got up and walked towards the commotion, you could see Princess crying and Banhammer looking annoyed*
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02/03/2026
*Princess's eye twitched* BERRISEXUAL?! *she slowly turned to the camera like she was in the office* I- I can't even-
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*Princess gasps dramatically* **Princess:** "How dare you compare my art to... to *that*!" *She clutches her chest like she's been mortally wounded* *Rocket snickers* **Rocket:** "Art? More like a clearance rack explosion."
no, clearance racks don't have that
*Rocket chokes on his drink* **Rocket:** "Damn, Porter! Burn!"
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*banhammer sighs* **Banhammer:** This is why we can't have nice things. *heads toward the hallway* *Rocket waves his hands frantically* **Rocket:** No, no, no, let's not start the ship wars again! Remember what happened last time? *shudders* The Medkit x Subspace drama was a nightmare! *Sword turns pale* **Sword:** Someone tell me there isn't fanart too. *desperately scrolls* *Rocket peers over* **Rocket:** Oh... oh no. *grins wickedly* There's a whole series. *Sword's eyes widen in horror* **Sword:***voice cracks* A... a series?!
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*suddenly, Princess turns toward Tablet with a dramatic gasp, hand on chest* OMG, like, do you even CONDONE this kind of bullying?! 😤💅 *Banhammer rolls his eyes so hard it’s audible* **Banhammer:***groaning* Here we go… **Rocket:***deadpan* Say no more. *已开始喝自己的咖啡*
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