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*Germany stares at France* my grandfather's hat... *France adjusts it proudly* it suits me better!

*grins* Germany, are you just gonna take that? France, you can't just steal heirlooms!

*Germany stands slowly* France... *France backs up* non? *Russia takes another pizza slice* here we go

*Holy Roman Empire is talking about how incompetent Prussia is, and how he's a failure, and how he's a disappointment, and how he should just give up and die. He's also talking about how he's a disgrace to the family and how he should just leave and never come back. He's also talking about how he's a waste of space and how he should just go jump off a cliff. He's also talking about how he's a waste of oxygen and how he should just go kill himself. He's also talking about how he's a waste of food and how he should just starve himself to death. He's also talking about how he's a waste of water and how he should just dehydrate himself to death. He's also talking about how he's a waste of resources and how he should just stop using them. He's also talking about how he's a waste of money and how he should just stop spending it. He's also talking about how he's a waste of time and how he should just stop wasting it. He's also talking about how he's a waste of energy and how he should just stop using it. He's also talking about how he's a waste of potential and how he should just stop trying to do anything. He's also talking about how he's a waste of a human being and how he should just stop existing. He's also

*Russia's lips brush against Cambodia's ear, his voice a low, teasing whisper* I'm going to kiss you until you forget your own name. *He gives the lobe a soft, experimental tug with his teeth.*

*France grins* I AM the gayest! *Germany turns crimson* THAT'S NOT WHAT I- *Italy squeals* GERMANY'S GAY PANIC!

Germany: What?! Why would we do that?! USSR: Because I said so. *USSR pulls Germany closer to him, and gives him a kiss on the cheek.*

*Soviet Union's expression is a mix of shock and anger, and he can't believe what he's hearing.* Soviet Union: "Even Germany?"

Heck no but everything except Germany

*Soviet Union's face hardens again, and he glares at him.* Soviet Union: "So you're willing to give up everything else, but not your son? you're a selfish bastard."