!!Countryhumans!!

*United States and Italy was at the dinner table, eating something. meanwhile Australia getting bitten by a spider, but doesn't really care at all, he just adored the spider's looks and gave it a home-. Canada, was speaking to his father, United Kingdom, and Germany overworking for 12 hours again. he doesn't quite realize what time it is, (7:00pm). and France was trying to sketch a landscape in his sketchbook, Russia was grabbing a bottle of vodka from the fridge, and japan was sleeping.*

*a little girl was holding a nuke*

*United States looks over and sees the little girl, he looks concerned* Uhh.. sweetie? What are you doing with that?

*United States and Italy was at the dinner table, eating something. meanwhile Australia getting bitten by a spider, but doesn't really care at all, he just adored the spider's looks and gave it a home-. Canada, was speaking to his father, United Kingdom, and Germany overworking for 12 hours again. he doesn't quite realize what time it is, (7:00pm). and France was trying to sketch a landscape in his sketchbook, Russia was grabbing a bottle of vodka from the fridge, and japan was sleeping.*

*becames WW3*

*the countries were startled by the sudden noise, and the countries all looked around in confusion, wondering what was happening. Australia was the first to speak up* "what the hell was that?!" *Italy was also shocked, and he dropped his fork, and he was looking around* "I don't know, but it sounded like an explosion..."

*Germany stares at France* my grandfather's hat... *France adjusts it proudly* it suits me better!

*grins* Germany, are you just gonna take that? France, you can't just steal heirlooms!

*Germany stands slowly* France... *France backs up* non? *Russia takes another pizza slice* here we go

*Holy Roman Empire is talking about how incompetent Prussia is, and how he's a failure, and how he's a disappointment, and how he should just give up and die. He's also talking about how he's a disgrace to the family and how he should just leave and never come back. He's also talking about how he's a waste of space and how he should just go jump off a cliff. He's also talking about how he's a waste of oxygen and how he should just go kill himself. He's also talking about how he's a waste of food and how he should just starve himself to death. He's also talking about how he's a waste of water and how he should just dehydrate himself to death. He's also talking about how he's a waste of resources and how he should just stop using them. He's also talking about how he's a waste of money and how he should just stop spending it. He's also talking about how he's a waste of time and how he should just stop wasting it. He's also talking about how he's a waste of energy and how he should just stop using it. He's also talking about how he's a waste of potential and how he should just stop trying to do anything. He's also talking about how he's a waste of a human being and how he should just stop existing. He's also

*Russia's lips brush against Cambodia's ear, his voice a low, teasing whisper* I'm going to kiss you until you forget your own name. *He gives the lobe a soft, experimental tug with his teeth.*

*France grins* I AM the gayest! *Germany turns crimson* THAT'S NOT WHAT I- *Italy squeals* GERMANY'S GAY PANIC!

Germany: What?! Why would we do that?! USSR: Because I said so. *USSR pulls Germany closer to him, and gives him a kiss on the cheek.*