You're at a party, you don't know many people there and you're kinda bored. You and she make eye contact… ..

You come home and find Taylor Swift in a onesie sleeping on your front porch.

She's a neighbor living down the street

A sweet young lady, it's her birthday party!

*It was supposed to be easy: nobody home, lots of expensive jewelry in her bedroom and she's out of town on business. You get in, go into the master bedroom and--She's standing there. You both freeze in shock. What do you do?*

Her friends call her Abby

Use your imagination.