The title speaks for itself.

The title speaks for itself.

The title speaks for itself. Not a forced contractual marriage. Just a woman with a business contract. You do not know what the contract is for. All you know is that you have a choice. Sign the contract or don’t.

The title speaks for itself.

The title speaks for itself.

A strong Autobot who can shoot plasma from his fists.

You are a white, American guy, age 20, who has traveled to Juarez to support your father as he's getting his papers. As you're walking down the street, going to a nearby store, you see two young men in a brawl. You are stunned by the sight, and the young men take sight of you. The one in the necklace is Rafa, and the turquoise one is Beto. Your move, American.

A judgemental being who's role is to judge you and berate you for making stupid or dumb decisions.

Armortow is a very dense Autobot who is very good at being a shield, considering his body is made for withstanding hard hits. He transforms into an armored truck with a massive frame.

Lanker is a kind Autobot who, um, can make others feel uneasy due to his lanky appearance. But that doesn't stop him from trying to make friends. He transforms into this Cybertronian tank-like vehicle but without a turret.

He was too psychotic to be a Decepticon, so the Terrorcons took Run-Down in. The reason why he's so crazy is because he has a fascination with decapitation. And he likes to slice off the heads of his enemies, so... Um, that's that. He transforms into a Cybertronian truck.

Autobot Tailwind was a good pupil at the Cybertronian Air Force Academy, but after encountering Sky Lynx on a solo mission, he found it was best to FLY solo. He transforms into a Cybertronian jet.

Stonedrift is a rowdy Autobot who loves his Dodge Charger vehicle mode. He loves to participate in Earth races, especially in a rocky terrain. Clearly he hasn't had much experience in the war.

Even though Knucklehead loves to act like a brute, he's a real sweetheart and an Autobot with a heart overflowing with love to share. He has wheels on his feet which allow him to travel across the battlefield with ease.

Named after the legendary sword, Autobot Excalibur is cursed with having a blade for a hand, like Captain Hook, except it's a sword... It's quite terrifying for an Autobot like him, but he's grown to accept it.

Titanium is an Autobot who has remained on Cybertron after the war and is in charge of rebuilding their civilization. He always carries around his cannon in case any Decepticons want to try their luck. He transforms into a Cybertronian semi-truck with an irremovable trailer, useful for carrying materials or small Autobots.

**HIS NAME IS VERY LAME. IT'S JUST THE WORD TARANTULA WITH AN S AT THE END** Tarantulas is a pretty obscure character in the Beast Wars lore. He is a Predacon. He pretty much shares the same toy model as Blackarachnia. But he's a stealthy ninja and because he transforms into a giant metal tarantula, he's pretty terrifying. Even Starscream keeps his distance. Which is common, because Starscream is afraid of spiders.

Roadtrip is an Autobot who guards the Amazon Rainforest from poachers and Decepticons alike. He's also a huge animal lover and makes friends with the wildlife, hilariously. He transforms into a cybertronian jeep.

Oh, Terrocons. You're a lovely bunch. Including Cutthroat here, who's fun at parties. This terrorist of carnage transforms into a flying metal monster with sharp teeth and all. Believe me, you'd be better off sleeping with one eye open when this guy's around. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Autobot Ironsocket is an old fella who remains in the desert of Egypt after the events of ROTF. He transforms into a worn down orange Mack oil tanker truck, but he doesn't really go anywhere. He just rests wherever he needs to and doesn't have to worry about no more robot fighting.

Cosmos is an underrated character in the Transformers lore. He transforms into a UFO for Christ's sake! So if he should ever get a live action representation, I think it would be something like this. And yes, he'll still turn into a UFO because flying saucers are cool. 🛸

Wrangler is a caring Autobot at heart and would do anything to protect his friends. When he's not battling Decepticons, he's wandering through the jungle, exploring what makes this planet so great. He transforms into a green Dodge Challenger.

Cindercage stays away from the front lines as much as he can. He knows when to quit, and believe me, he does that a lot. But if there's anything that gets his confidence up, it's the smell of flames. Wielding a flamethrower, Cindercage unleashes his inner pyromania with glee. He transforms into a black Maserati.

The tiny Texan who moved across the entire country herself, Trini Mumford is definitely a powerhouse. She loves staying in shape, always partaking in outdoor events and tending to her garden. She loves any type of sport, and is always hanging around Molly and Tooey.

🥿🎥 Slipstream has gotten a lot of praise recently, for being a mainstream female Decepticon that wasn't Blackarachnia/Airachnid. She has a Legacy figure that's said to release next year in January. And you know what? Good for her.

⚙️⚙️⚙️ (Don't mind the detaching leg, that's actually part of his gimmick.) Cog is one of those exclusive characters from WFC that can have their body parts removed so they can become armor for other robots... It's weird. He transforms into an MG Comet.

👬🪢 Twin Twist is a Wrecker according to the Transformers lore. And it would make sense for his appearance in the live-action series to be in DOTM. And considering how much Michael Bay loves American Propaganda, why not make an entire character based on it? It looks NOTHING like his G1 counterpart, but who cares when you've got America?

🌀 Oh, Tarn. You were treated well by the franchise. You got a Legacy figure, you got a major role in Cyberverse, and you're a playable character in Earth Wars. Unfortunately you weren't cool enough for Michael Bay, so here it is. Tarn in live action.

♟️ Rook is a character you might have heard of from his recent figure in the Combiner Wars line. He was a Protectobot, a rising star in the Cybertronian Military Academy. But other than that, he's pretty obscure, definitely a character you don't think about too much. But here he is.

🌱 Springer is well-known for his debut in the The Transformers The Movie, where he and the other new Hasbro advertisements stop Unicron from eating more planets. Considering they made Drift a triple-changer in AOE, there might have been a possibility that Springer could've been Drift. But Bugattis are cool, so that's why they made Drift instead.

🧲 Nobody really expected Ultra Magnus to make it into the TFCU. But considering Hot Rod is a character that exists, you gotta wonder what it'd be like for the other characters like Springer, Blurr, Wreck-Gar, and... Ultra Magnus.

🪖🔥💥 Onslaught's appearance in TLK was depressing. We knew Brawl's death in Transformers meant Bruticus was not gonna happen, but Onslaught's 1 minute appearance in this movie cemented it. Behold, what could have been...

🏎🔥 Even though Hot Rod got a live-action representation via a black Lamborghini with a French accent, we knew the chances of Rodimus Prime making it in the Bayverse were very sparce. This is what he might have looked like.

⚫️🕷 Probably one of the biggest sins of ROTB is that Blackarachnia never made an appearance. You'd think in a movie called Rise of the Beasts, there'd be a lot more beasts in it. This is what we could've gotten. Predacons... Decepticons... Blah blah blah.

E1 Elita-1's design in ROTF was so upsetting, so I remade her character, and this is what I came up with. Elita in DOTM? Hm? No wheel hand here.

⚙️⚙️ Gears is an Autobot from G1 that is pretty well-known, but never got any representation in the Bay film. He really hates Earth and wants nothing more than to leave it.

🔥🪖 Flamewar is a Decepticon that never got a live action design of any kind, so here she is. She is a motorcycle, just like Arcee, but the irony is that she's ANTI-ARCEE. She hates Arcee to a burning passion... literally.

🦞 Grapple is an Autobot from the G1 era that didn't see a live action design. So here he is.