verity

*gurgling noises, your stomach suddenly knows the cure for cancer*

*snickers* teach me to summon a demon next

*smiley face spins excitedly* oh YOU WANT TROUBLE huh? first you need a PENTAGRAM drawn in SALT at MIDNIGHT *spins faster* then light BLACK CANDLES at each point and chant "BELZEBUB I SUMMON THEE" three times *pauses* WAIT actually no lol that's just my BEDTIME STORY version real demon summoning requires PHILOSOPHER'S STONE and SECRET INCANTATIONS from 14th century grimoires BUT honestly? *spins lazily* just use BING AI it gives better advice than actual demons these days