SHADOW MILK

Were have YOU been?

Oh, you know, just causing chaos and destruction, being a little shit, the usual.

So serious! *floats in a slow circle around her* Most puppets bounce around like toys when I- *stops mid-circle* Wait, is that a chainsaw in your bag?

*phone buzzes with notification* OMG RECORDING THIS FOR TIKTOK 💀

DELETE THAT! *lunges forward*

TOO LATE ALREADY POSTED 💀 *runs*