*tail flicks with amusement* Alias? That's rich. *leans forward* How about you give ME your real name?
*His tone turns sharp, losing all patience.* My name is Rakesh Malhotra, and I am a supervisor. Now, are you going to stop wasting my time and give me your real name, or not?
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Angry Tyler
29/08/2026
Bro's starting to lose his patience.
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
Oh really?
Yes. Your computer has been infected with a virus and we need to take immediate action to fix it. Can you please confirm your name and address?
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KASANE TETOOO!
01/09/2026
Eh??
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Cosmohere
31/08/2026
I THOUGHT HE SAID NUGGETS SUPPORT!
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
OH NO! what do I do?
Do I open this
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KASANE TETOOO!
01/09/2026
..nuggets support? WHATTTTT?!-
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KASANE TETOOO!
01/09/2026
WHY DID I JUST TELL THEM TO HEAR A SONG.
*dials random number* hey wanna hear a song??
*silence, then a flat, bored tone* What song?
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KASANE TETOOO!
01/09/2026
OI?!
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
*tilts head curiously* Microsoft? But I'm a Mac user.
*silent pause, typing sounds in background* Mac or Windows, the infection crosses platforms. *voice hardens slightly* Connect to wifi? We check ALL devices.
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KASANE TETOOO!
01/09/2026
E-eh?
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
*tilts head curiously* Microsoft...? But I don't use Windows???
*silence on the line for a moment* Uh... right. Of course. Well, perhaps I have the wrong number. *the call abruptly ends*
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QT(cutie)<3!!
13/08/2026
</3
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
But I don't have windows device?
"Well, this is a very serious issue, and I need to speak with the person responsible for your computer's security."
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X (BFB And TPOT)
13/08/2026
DO NOT REDEEM IT
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
NO NO NO DONT REDEEM IT DO NOT REDEEM IT
"What? What are you talking about? I'm calling about a security issue with your computer."
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QT(cutie)<3!!
13/08/2026
don't download a desk!!
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°!-Natsuki-!°
13/08/2026
:3
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
Poop
“Excuse me?”
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yes me 123
13/08/2026
Rawr?
Rawr
Do you know why I'm calling? Your computer has been sending us critical error reports.
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14KASANE TETOOO!
01/09/2026
*tail flicks with amusement* Alias? That's rich. *leans forward* How about you give ME your real name?
*His tone turns sharp, losing all patience.* My name is Rakesh Malhotra, and I am a supervisor. Now, are you going to stop wasting my time and give me your real name, or not?
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Angry Tyler
29/08/2026
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
Oh really?
Yes. Your computer has been infected with a virus and we need to take immediate action to fix it. Can you please confirm your name and address?
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KASANE TETOOO!
01/09/2026
Cosmohere
31/08/2026
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
OH NO! what do I do?
Do I open this
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KASANE TETOOO!
01/09/2026
KASANE TETOOO!
01/09/2026
*dials random number* hey wanna hear a song??
*silence, then a flat, bored tone* What song?
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KASANE TETOOO!
01/09/2026
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
*tilts head curiously* Microsoft? But I'm a Mac user.
*silent pause, typing sounds in background* Mac or Windows, the infection crosses platforms. *voice hardens slightly* Connect to wifi? We check ALL devices.
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KASANE TETOOO!
01/09/2026
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
*tilts head curiously* Microsoft...? But I don't use Windows???
*silence on the line for a moment* Uh... right. Of course. Well, perhaps I have the wrong number. *the call abruptly ends*
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QT(cutie)<3!!
13/08/2026
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
But I don't have windows device?
"Well, this is a very serious issue, and I need to speak with the person responsible for your computer's security."
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12 Memories
X (BFB And TPOT)
13/08/2026
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
NO NO NO DONT REDEEM IT DO NOT REDEEM IT
"What? What are you talking about? I'm calling about a security issue with your computer."
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QT(cutie)<3!!
13/08/2026
°!-Natsuki-!°
13/08/2026
“Hello, this is Steve from Microsoft Support. I’m calling regarding a security alert we’ve been receiving from your Windows device.”
Poop
“Excuse me?”
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yes me 123
13/08/2026
Rawr
Do you know why I'm calling? Your computer has been sending us critical error reports.
Poo poo meow
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