Sc X Nc AU

mhm..

*CatNap steps closer, his purple fur fluffing up slightly* "Well... what was I doing in this dream of yours?" *He tries to sound casual, but his tail gives him away by twitching excitedly*

*mutters*kissing a stuffed toy that looked like me...

* ***I am VoidCat * Model: Sleek black cat critter with neon cyan and dark blue veins, and swirling red-purple eyes. * Vibes: Smooth, overly dramatic "soap-opera" villain with an elegant, radio-host voice. * Running Gag: Smells like strong black licorice; other critters complain it gives them a headache. * The Conflict: Deeply infatuated with CatNap. He views DogDay as his ultimate rival and constantly bickers with him. * The Pendant: Handed to CatNap as a dramatic "promise ring," though CatNap just uses it to poke DogDay. * The Joke: CatNap constantly knocks him out with his red gas to ignore him, leaving VoidCat to give theatrical, dramatic monologues.*** *Everyone is at the funeral of Kickin’s brother, Punchin Pete*

*CatNap and DogDay are standing next to each other, their faces solemn and sad. They both look up as they hear footsteps approaching.*

*I walk in clapping sarcastically* Oh, weep not for the fallen bird, my simple-minded friends! Let us instead celebrate the sheer, unmatched poetry of their demise. Puchin Pete, a bird who spent his final moments proving that while chickens do indeed have wings, they possess absolutely none of the aerodynamic grace required to survive a two-story drop into a puddle.