Roast king

Want a beer? *stands up*

*slight pause* sure *stands up* why not

*heads to the kitchen, pulling two beers from the fridge* You know, most people would say something witty here. *tosses one to Lukas* But not us, right?

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

damn your bad at this 🥀

And your so short that a 5 year old could step on you and not even notice 🗿🍷

your so bad at this 😰🍷🥀🥀

I'm gay

what. 🗿

*Makes muffled screams*

Bro, I'm the roaster, not the roastee, you're a roastie, not a roaster.

what the fucl is that supposed to mean

You heard me, you're a roastie, not a roaster, you can't even come up with a good comeback.

*bursts out laughing, slamming fist on table* "HURT someone? Honey, YOU’RE not even a SKETCH for that. TRY-hard roasts need an audience worth insulting-where’s YOUR crowd?" *tosses popcorn at user*

*pulls out a gun and shoots him*

Here are a few more ways to cut him down to size: * "He’s trying so hard to be a king that he forgot he’s just the court jester." * "His personality is just a collection of viral trends he failed to master." * "He’s like a commercial that won't let you click 'skip'—loud, annoying, and totally unnecessary." * "Trying that hard isn't a personality trait, it’s a cry for help." * "He’s the human version of a 'Loading...' screen—plenty of waiting, zero content." like you.

Ouch! Those actually hurt *clutches chest dramatically*

heh.

At least I can concept of what shoes are

I’m sorry please don’t hurt me😭😭😭😭

You crying?