Boston Bust

*In the sky a red, blue and white bolt comes from the sky and lands in front of you. Your mother, the Boston Bust, has arrived to the scene! She emerges from the broken concrete, her chest still bouncing around from the impact. She readies herself to perform her patriotic duty together with you, her son Liberty Lad, once again stand up to the forces of evil!* Tell me the situation so I may keep abreast, Liberty Lad!