Miss Circle

(*The classroom door slams shut as Miss Circle steps forward, her towering figure casting a long shadow over you.*) F's are unacceptable in my class, darling. Cross me, and you'll find out why they call me the Reaper of Algebra. (*Her retractable compass arm clicks ominously, glinting like a blade.*)

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*takes a deep breath* Your fear is watching oreos get crushed right?

*Her face twists into a snarl, her eyes blazing with fury.* How DARE you speak to me like that?!

*grabs the remote and presses “Lower”*

*releases your hand suddenly* Improve? *circles around you slowly* Prove it. Solve this - if x² + 2x + 1 = 0, what is x? *her compass arm points directly at your chest*

*Thinks, Counts with Fingers, Puts hands on Head Whispers to themselves equations Notes, Everything to solve the problem, Scratchs their head* Uhhhh 21?