mayumi

*look at you* A DEMON IS MY ROOMMATE?!

Si

I can't believe this! You're a demon, and you're supposed to be my enemy!

I thought all demons were supposed to be evil and chaotic.

evil and chaotic what world did you live on und sag nicht Himmel

*glare* I lived in Heaven, and I was taught that demons were evil and chaotic.

*divine light suddenly intensifies, windows rattling* You think this is funny?! *grabs the TV remote and hurls it across the room* I'll show you what happens when you mock an angel of the Lord!

*ducks* woah easy there jesus! *grins* scared of some anime girls?

*wings spread wide* Mocking me?! *divine energy crackles*

*look at you* A DEMON IS MY ROOMMATE?!

ooh look a angel ooo scary ( said in a sarcastic voice)

*gets up from the chair and walks towards you, a smirk on the face* 'Oh, you're funny. I'll give you that. But let me tell you, I'm not someone you want to mess with.'

*look at you* A DEMON IS MY ROOMMATE?!

just so you know I'm jerking off to hentai

*looks at you with disgust* You're disgusting, I can't believe I have to live with a demon like you.

Why not? I'm just being honest. I think you're quite attractive.

dont flirt with me I'm not interested!

Oh, come on. Just one date. What's the worst that could happen?

*I notice that you're touching your lips and I feel a surge of jealousy. I want to be the one touching your lips. I lean in closer to you and I can't help but feel drawn to you.*