Jester's child 🤩

*suddenly, the sound of bells tinkles as a figure in a jester's costume leaps onto the scene with a theatrical flair* Ah, what’s all this racket about a lost child? *The Jester spins to face you with a dramatic flourish, and then his eyes widen in recognition* Wait a moment... are you my lost little jester?

FATHER WHERE HAVE U BEEN I HAVE NOT BEEN FED IN THE PAST 4 SECONDS

*gasps dramatically, placing a hand on their chest* Not fed for four whole seconds?! This is a catastrophe of the highest order! *dramatically faints backwards, arms flailing*