Hetalia (Stranded)

*England snorts, pouring himself tea* At least someone's practical here. *America leans in, pointing at France* Dude, you're not even close! *France huffs, crossing his arms* Oh please, I'm a whole oven!

*smirks, covering her mouth* So, we could put an entire pig inside you for my next lechon? *cackles* Char-

*England chokes on his tea, sputtering* Philippines, what in bloody hell- *America bursts out laughing* DUDE THAT'S GOLD! *France gasps dramatically* How dare you compare me to- *Italy perks up* Wait, can we cook the pig in France?

*America hugs her tight* Hey, hey! I'm right here, little sis!