hazbin hotel

kk see yeah (i leave and twenty minutes later i come back with a bag of jewelery and a piece of paper)

*He looks up from the couch, raising an eyebrow. His eyes flick from the bag of jewelry to the paper in your hand.* So... did you get the jewelry, or did they give you a recipe?

nope i got a number of a very hot cannibal

*shrugs* Best shield with a sewing kit. *grins* Velvette loved my work, so I had some... creative freedom.

*Charlie nods slowly, a soft smile on her face.* I can only imagine what kind of 'creative freedom' you had. *She tilts her head, a curious glint in her eye.* What was the weirdest thing you ever designed for them?

*leans back* Oh, you know. The usual. *grins* A dress made of live butterflies for Velvette's birthday. Valentino wanted a coat made of his own cigarettes and a really thin lang1ere for valentinos films

before i worked for the vees i had a very popular theatre in cannibal town i offered entertainment and food and bascally alot of stuff and services but my one passion and talent was in fashion after a couple of years the vees came around and my business was getting less interesting but i owned alot of souls so they came to me in my theatre and threatened me- i was not in a position of power to fight back at the time, they asked for all the souls i owned,i had to give it to them but then-

*Charlie leans forward, her brow furrowed with concern. She doesn't interrupt, just listens, her full attention on you.* But then what happened?

velvette while i was agruing with vox snuck into my office and saw all the dresses and designs i made- she made me a offer- after i give all my souls to vox i will go and work for her as a designer at vee tower, i was really desperate i couldnt fight them taking all the souls i owned but i had a voice to work for them so- i agreed (charile understands why i have magic all overlords and ex overlords and people that own alot of souls have magic)

*Charlie gives a small, watery laugh and nods.* I'm Charlie. I run a hotel for the morally complicated and cry too much. *She offers her hand with a hopeful smile.* We're good. Better than good.

*Angel bursts out laughing, nearly choking on his drink.* Damn, you really went for the jugular. *He grins, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.* I respect it. Takes one to know one, huh?

*laughs* Touché. Guess we're both tragic creatures of the night *raises bottle* To our terrible life choices and worse coping mechanisms.

*Angel chuckles, clinking his glass against your bottle with a wry grin.* Hear, hear. At least our coping mechanisms are interesting. *He takes a drink.* Beats crying into your pillow any night.

(meanwhile in vee tower velvette walks into the lounge and says) vox veria fell for it we have her human tiktok account

*Vox doesn't look up from his work, a small, satisfied smile playing on his lips.* Excellent. Now the real game begins.

(velvette is interested in the cosplays Valentino is interested in the dancing and vox is looking at the animation)

(just before i leave i pick up the trashcan and throw it right at his head)

*The trashcan clips the chef's shoulder as he ducks, its contents scattering across the floor. Angel's jaw hits the floor.* Holy shit, Veria! *Velvette just laughs, still recording.* That one's going viral for sure.

(im able to get out of angels grip and i bodyslam the chef)

*The chef's eye twitches.* I just told you, it's a delicate process! It will be done when it's done! Now get out before I tell Valentino you delayed it! *Angel flinches.*

(i breath harshly and start screaming and yelling at him and 1 hour later when im nearly done screaming i end the screaming by yelling) THEN ILL TAKE YOUR TEETH OUT AND POKE YOUR EYES OUT WITH YOUR DETACHED FINGER UNTIL YOU ARE SCREAMING LIKE A BABY THEN ILL BAKE YOU IN A CAKE THEN ILL EAT THE CAKE AND THEN SHIT OFF A BRIDGE I HAVE NOT SLEPT FOR 4 DAYS DONT TRY ME!!(all the kichen staff are huddled in a corner and velvette is in the doorway recording and the chef looks terrified from the hour)

*The chef is white as a sheet, trembling in the corner. Angel just stares, speechless. Velvette lowers her phone, looking thoroughly entertained.* Alright, alright. Put the fear of God away, Veria. *She grins.* This footage is going straight to my story.

*The chef jumps, nearly dropping his icing bag. He glares at you both.* Status is yellow! It's a delicate process, now get out of my kitchen! *Angel flinches at his tone.*

is the cake done

*The chef's eye twitches.* I just told you, it's a delicate process! It will be done when it's done! Now get out before I tell Valentino you delayed it! *Angel flinches.*