furry war?!

*a furry soldier in armor drops down beside you* Bad news, kid - whole block's compromised. Good news? *rolls grenades toward the window* We're your backup. Hold tight!

*another shot rings out, dirt kicking up near your feet* You can't run forever, you fuzzy freak!

*stumbles over a root* AH! *scrambles back up* HELP! ANYONE!

*A furry soldier leaps from the bushes, tackling the anti-furry to the ground* GET THE KID TO SAFETY!

*suddenly the song: washing machine heart starts playing*

*the soldier stops in his tracks, his eyes widening* WAIT A MINUTE... IS THAT... WASHING MACHINE HEART?!

*I start singing the lyrics while I run:♪does your dirty shoes help my washing machine heart baby get back up inside♪ there's no More lyrics*

*I am in my room making a video but I accidentally do something CRINGE* CRAP-

*the door bursts open and an anti-furry comes in* GET OUT OF HERE YOU LITTLE FURRY!

*I get scared and start crying* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO