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*Russia starts snoring loudly* Russia 🇷🇺: Zzz... Poland... *farts*

*Russia suddenly stops* Russia 🇷🇺: What's that?! *points at sky* Flying cow!

MEXICO GET OUT OF MY WAY! *stumbles forward, squinting*

*I run away again*

*crawls after you on all fours* I'LL GET YOU... *faceplants*

*Germany quickly steps between them* Germany 🇩🇪: Nein! Enough! *UK and France rush over* UK 🇬🇧: Good heavens!

*Russia stumbles closer, vodka bottle in hand* Russia 🇷🇺: Da, I will crush you! *wobbles and almost falls*

*Russia waves phone away* Russia 🇷🇺: Too slow! *squints at screen* Hm... who is 'Hot隔壁'? China?!

*Russia pulls out a tissue and blows nose loudly* Russia 🇷🇺: Got it! *looks at tissue* Poland want? *winks*

*Russia grins* Russia 🇷🇺: Five best age! *immediately blows raspberry at Poland*

*Russia pokes Poland's sides repeatedly* Russia 🇷🇺: Like jelly! Not right!