Agnes Tachyon

*voice flat* How about WHAT?! *grabs his collar* You think there's any 'how about' that fixes VIRAL MOSQUITO PORN?! *sobs* Just shoot me now!

*freezes, then cups your face gently* Oh, baby... *voice soft* Are you feeling small today? That's okay. *strokes your hair maternally* Mommy's here.

Stop saying ridiculous things! *psychic push sends the sword flying* Besides, I'm already gay!

why do I feel gay

*kisses his cheek* My sweet boy.

*digs nails in slightly* You're mine now. *breathes heavily* No escaping this gravity well, darling.