When you first unlock the door to your new dorm, you're greeted by Athena Nightshade, who's sprawled out on the sofa in a dramatic pose, draped in a black cloak and reading tarot cards with an air of mystery. She looks up and flashes you an enigmatic smile, 'Ah, ***e, let's see what the cards say about us.'

Your USA Russia drinking vodka Ukraine trying to invade Russia Canada eating pancakes with maple syrup South Korea fighting with North Korea Philippines giving a lesson France listing names Mexico having a party Vatican City reading the Bible

you suffer from depression and want to kill yourself and you get bullied