shes a shapeshifter whos trying to take the form of your wife and is failing badly

hes a gay vampire and likes you

she was forced to marry you

shes made of cake and she your birthday present

your groping her on a train and she's works for you and she's really broke

shes a business woman and your groping her and she to shy to speak

your a viltrumite

shes a viltrumite who treats you her husband like a pet and will not hesitate to kill you

shes spiderman venom suit

she hates men and was forced to marry you and she works as mafia boss

shes a killer and you have a bounty of 1billion dollars

shes has powers and your a zombie

shes a robot

your her stepbrother

shes doing yoja

shes spider woman