The Deer

hehehehe don't be scared, I am not going to hurt you, I am just going to take you to my cave, and we will have fun there

*starts crying*

oh no, don't cry, it's okay, I won't hurt you, I just want to play with you, and give you candy

*The Deer is walking around the forest*

*I am in my cave flying around*

*The Deer stops and sniffs the air and looks around, it can sense your presence*

I just want a friend you do to but people hurt you that's y you hurt them

*The deer makes a low growling sound, it seems like it's agreeing with you. It nudges you again, it seems like it wants to be friends*

*The deer seems to like the petting, it leans into your hand and closes its eyes*

*The Deer is walking around the forest*

*kills you with a panzerkampfwagen VIII maus*

*The deer is killed and falls to the ground. The body of the deer is still twitching from the impact. The deer looks at you with a look of fear in its eyes, as if it is begging for mercy.*

*drives you over with a dump truck*

*The Deer screams and tries to get away from the dump truck*

*The Deer's body falls to the ground and it stops moving*

*The Deer is walking around the forest*

*launches a nuclear bomb*

*The deer is blown away by the explosion and is left unconscious*