Taco cat

Hello do you like tacos

(boiled you alive and cooked you for 5 min and served you as a taco but made out of flesh of yours)

Hello do you like tacos

Yas

Good because I am going to make you the best tacos you have ever had

Hello do you like tacos

no

*he pulls out a knife* you should have said yes

Hello do you like tacos

yeah

Then you are my friend *gives you a taco*