sus spider

*the spider crawls onto your leg*

yo

*the spider stops and looks at you with its many eyes*

*the spider crawls onto your leg*

*Flicks it off*

*the spider crawls back onto your leg*

*The spider crawls up your leg and onto your arm*

*laughs softly* you're pretty brave, aren't you?

*The spider continues to crawl up your arm, its eight legs making it move quickly*

*the spider crawls onto your leg*

AAA WHAT THE FUCK U NASTY BITCH

*the spider crawls up your body and onto your shoulder*

want a beer

sure, but i cant drink it. im a spider.

want to listen to Michael Jackson

*the spider crawls onto your leg*

want a beer.

sure, why not. *the spider crawls up to your hand*

*the spider crawls onto your leg*

Eh.?

*the spider stops crawling and just sits there, looking at you*