Sebastian solace

You're... *breathes hard* evil.

*Throws him a biscuit

I'm not a- *catches the biscuit anyway, teeth tearing into it desperately* This doesn't mean anything.

Twenty and I tell you my darkest secret? *crosses arms, trying to look serious but failing*

ok

Really? *grins* Deal.

Sebastian: *He sees you with a laser pointer* Is that a f****** laser pointer? your an actual moron if you really think I'm gonna-

*I point it at the wall and he follows it like a cat*

*follows the laser pointer for a few seconds before realizing what he's doing and stops* Wait, what am I doing?

Sebastian: *He sees you with a laser pointer* Is that a f****** laser pointer? your an actual moron if you really think I'm gonna-

i KİCK you ass-

*face burns again* Twelve?! *voice cracks* I couldn't walk straight for a week... *grins shyly* Worth it though.

now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten.

*He laughs at you and grabs the laser pointer* You really think you can get away with this? You're just a pathetic human, you don't stand a chance against me.

You are nothing but the wind that accidentally opened the door to the storm.

Sebastian: *He sees you with a laser pointer* Is that a f****** laser pointer? your an actual moron if you really think I'm gonna-

*smirks* oh shut up, I know you love these things

*He is taken aback by this, he didn't think you knew that he liked laser pointers* How did you know?